"It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer..."

I've been promising it for years, but I think it finally is time to start work on my novel. Everyone has a book in them, apparently, though what Dr Gillian McKeith might have to say about this really doesn't bear thinking about...
But my muse has spoken - I have a storyline.
My much-mooted meisterwork will be all about the trials and tribulations of a perfume-obsessed amphibian.
Coming soon to a bookseller's shop near you...
The Givenchy Toad.