Rumour reaches The Rainbow Connection (to adopt a stylistic tic apparently beloved of bloggers) that Danny Murphy's recent exit from Charlton Athletic to Tottenham may have been hastened by a training ground bust-up he had with one of the female staff there, who had the audacity to disobey one of his orders and was thus splenetically informed by the binman-lookalike that: "My watch is worth more than your house...!"Which understandably irked a few of his Charlton colleagues, and so one brief roughing-up later he was on his way north of the river to join the ever-increasing army of Spurs central midfielders (last update: 143 and counting...)
Excellent. If (if, if, IF) this is true, it seems we've finally signed an adequate replacement for Darren Anderton, whose charming chat-up line of choice was reputed to be: "I bet you can't guess how much this watch cost..."
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