"One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock BOK..."

Hmm - just when you thought the Football Association couldn't be more cack-handed about, well, everything...
Okay, so it may seem only-sensible planning to some. But surely I'm not the only one to feel slightly uncomfortable about the FA following in the foolish footsteps of Middlesbrough and the Vermin, by organising so early a triumphant, trophy-wielding bus tour through the streets of London to celebrate our, er, inevitable World Cup triumph.
Nice one, whichever fool leaked the plans to The Times.

They think it's all over? It might just be now...