Oh, Mike McGuire, you foolish fool of a fool - this sounds just about the best way to make being inside a Starbucks anywhere, anyway approaching bearable. (How is it people can complain when a newspaper ups its cover price by two, even five English pennies, yet blithely hand over a couple of quid for a mere coffee...?)
Anyway, as my final word on the album and to celebrate this union of Macca and mocca, I hope no one minds (*cough* hello? is this thing on?) if I pour these out of my system here and now:
Latte It Be, Love Me Brew, Espresso Darling, Cafe On The Left Bank, "Nescafe, all my troubles seemed so far away", Maxwell House's Silver Hammer, Gold Blend Slumbers, "We're so sorry, Uncle Douwe Egberts", I Feel (Caf)f(e)ine, Americano Buy Me Love, The Lungo And Winding Road...
Okay, okay, that'll do. I knew I should have opted for the decaff earlier.
